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TH - <LAST NINJA II PREVIEW MUSIXX - LAST NINJA II PREVIEW MUSIXX - - TURBO CRACKER - 1987 / FRONT / RIFFS PRESENTS TO YOU - SOME SHIT - WRITTEN ON - 23 / 5 / 88 - THIS IS NOT EXACTLY MY BEST , BUT AS I'VE NOT RELEASED ANYTHING FOR A FEW WEEK IHAD TO SAY I'M STILL WRITTING STUFF FOR FRONT / RIFFS , OK THE MUSIC ( IF YOU HADN'T GUESSED IT ) IS FROM THE LAST NINJA II PREVIEW , AND WAS WRITTEN BY - ???????? - I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS RATHER CUTE SCROLL THEN , SHIT ISN'T IT OK NOW HOW ABOUT SOME GREETINGS , GREETS TO THE REST OF RIFF MEMBERS AND THEIR CONTACTS MY PERSONAL GREETS ( 23 / 5 / 88 ) GO TO THESE NON RANKONITUDE PERSONIFICAL PEE-BODS - TRINITY / AGILE ( YO MR FREAK , YOU HEAVYITUDE PERSONIFICAL PERSON ) - THL 1999 / DDL ( MR WEIRDIFICAL AND WONDERTUDE ) - UIA ( THE AUGUSTITUDE PERSONIFICAL PERSON IN AMERICA ) - DR MARTENS / THE CRACK MISSION ( DISKITH COMETH TO THOUST SOONIFICAL ) - FRED / CHANNEL 4 ( YOUR BORDER-SCROLLING IS RATHER WONDERFICAL ) - THE BRIGHT LION / SCIENCE 451 ( THE RATHER AMAZATUDE PERSONIFICAL MAN IN NORWEIGY LAND , SEE YA SOON TOMM'SY ) - JERRY / P&P STUDIOS ( LONGIFICAL LETTER TO YOU IS COMING ) - THE SHADOW / WEIRD SCIENCE ( YOUR MAGAZINO IS FLYITUNA TO YOUSA SOONA ) - SCORPIO / THE METRO BOYS / RIFFS ( OH GREAT DIGITIZER , COMETH TO ME - SEND SOON ) - AUDREY / FRONT / RIFFS ( I'LL SAY WELCOME AND ENJOYITUDE THE GROUPIE LIKE I DO ) - POWER / THE HIDDEN FORCES ( THE REASON WHY I DIDN'T SEND SOONER , WAS A BROKEN DRIVE ) - THE LEGENDS ( ENGLISH GREETS TO YOU ) - NINJA CRACKWARE ( IT'S ALL ACTION AND NO REPLY FOR THE PROFESSONALS ??? ) - TUI / DGF ( HELLOS TO YOUS ) - MUMMY / FIRE EAGLE ( WE GOES BACK TO SWAP-A-LOT NOW ) - EXTERMINATOR / VIKINGS ( HELLO AND GLEETINGS FROM ME ) - BUCCANEER AND WAZZA / WOD ( SORRY FOR NOT SENDING SOONER BUT I'VE GOT A LOT OF STUFF ON MY PLATE TO COPY ) - DIO ( SEND SOON OR WE HAVE ROAST DIO NEXT WEEK ) - DR PEPPER / WSB ( THE SENDING IS DELAYED , B-COZ MY DRIVE IS OUTTA ACTION ) - ALF'88 / GENESIS PROJECTS ( GLEETS THERE , SEND SOON ) - TRILOGY ( SEND BACK MY DISK , I'LL START SWAPPING THEN ) - BLACK BELT / BYTE RAPERS INC ( THANXS FOR THE GLEETINGS ) - NRJ'88 / TNA ( SWAPPING GROUP AGAIN , NO CO-OP SO FAR ) - LOULOU BECANE / BABY GANG ( HEY , WATCH FOR MORE RE-CRACKS BY - TSP - ) - BSST INC ( COOL STUFF , GREETS ME IN OTHER DEMOS ) - KINLEY / WSB GERMANY ( YOU'VE COOL STUFF AS WELL ) - WONDERBOY ( SORRY FORGOT THE GROUP NAME ) - SAMMY / SPL'88 ( SEND SOME STUFF SOON ) - TMM / ATLANTIS ( SEND SOME STUFF TO ME YESTERDAY ) - ROCKY / RAWHEAD ( HURRY UP WITH SOME STUFF ) - PROFESSOR / TIG ( WRITE SOON WITH COOL STUFF ) - DEXTER / AGILE ( HOW ABOUT SENDING ME AN AMIGA ?? ) - VIPER / TRACE ( SORRY FOR NOT GLEETING YOU SLOONER , BUT I'VE ONLY JUST FOUND YOU NAME ) - LIZZY / ENIGMA ( LOOK GLEETS TO YOU AND YOUR NEW GROUP ) - XAJA / REFLEX ( GLEETS TO YOU AS-WELL ) - FAST GENERATION ( HURRY THE SWAP , OR WE SCRATCH YOUR NAME ) - AND TO THE REST OF FRONT I SAY ( SEE YOU SOON ' HEN ' RIFF , THE REST HAVE MY GLEETS ! ) - ALL MY GREETS ARE ABOVE OK NOW LET'S TALK SOME SHIT ABOUT ????? SPINAL TAP , DID ANY ONE SEE 'EM ON TV BOY TALK OF SHIT , THEY WANTED AN 18 FOOT STONE MOMUMENT , SO DWARVES COULD DANCE AROUND IT , BUT INSTEAD DEY GOT AN 18 INCH ( MY DICK ) MONUMENT , WITH GIANTS DANCEING AROUND IT . DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CONSTIPATED MATHEMATICIAN ????????? HE WORKED IT OUT WITH A PENCIL ( COOL EH ??? ) HOW ABOUT THIS ONE THEN ( TRUE STORY ) A ' GIRLFRIEND ' WAS GETTING RATHER HORNY LAST WEEK , SO SHE GOT AN ICE CREAM CALLED ' THE FINGER ' ( IT HAS ONE FINGER POINTING OUT , THE REST CLOSED ) , SHE THEN STARTED TO GET A BIT FRESH , AND SO SHE STUCK THE FINGER UP HER HOLE , IT THEN SNAPPED OFF AND NO MATTER HOW SHE TRIED SHE COULDN'T REMOVE IT FROM HE HOLE , ANY WAY , IT GOT COLD AND SHE FAINTED , I CALLED AN AMBULENCE AND THEY ASKED ' WHAT IS THE MATTER ' , I REPLIED , SHE WAS EATING AN ICE CREAM AND SOME HOW A PIECE GOT STUCK UP HER HOLE , THEY RUSHED HER TO HOSPITAL ( WITH ME WITH HER AND THEY REMOVED THE OBJECT , BUT NOW ALAS , SHE IS THE ONLY GIRL IN A REALLY HOT PLACE TO HAVE ' FROST BITE ON THE CUNT ' HAD ENUFF ??? NO HERE'S ANOTHER STORY , PICTURE THE SCENE , A BOY ON 18 HOVERING HIS PARENTS FLOOR , HIS PARENTS HAVE GONE OUT , HE'S RATHER HORNY , THE ONLY THING HE CAN SCREW IS THE HOVER , SO HE DOESN'T SWITCH OFF , HE'LL HAVE A BLOW JOB , THE STUPID SHIT GETS THE HOVER STUCK TO HIS SKIN , HIS PARENTS COME HOME , FINDING THEIR SON , WITH A HOVER STUCK TO HIM , THEY QUICKLY PUT ABLANKET AROUND HIM AND THE HOVER AND RUSH HIM TO HOSPITAL , THE DOCTORS ASK WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE MATTER WITH HIM , THEY REMOVE THE BLANKET , AND THE DOCTOR GOES OUT OF THE ROOM , EVERYONE SEES HIM LAUGHING , ABOUT 8 DOCTORS LOOK AT HIM BEFORE ONE HAS THE IDEA OF REMOVING IT , AFTER 3 HOURS OF WAITING , THEY GET HOME , THE BOY IS BANNED FROM USING THE HOVER AGAIN , HIS NAME IS - ANDY JEWEL - BORED YET ??? ( NO ) HOW ABOUT A JOKE - DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MAN WITH 5 PENIS' ??? - - HIS PANTS FIT HIM LIKE A GLOVE - WELL I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENUFF , SO I'LL RAP THIS TEXT UP WITH A THOUGH - WHY IS IT , WHEN YOU BUY A PACKET OF CONDOMS , THE WOMAN WHO SERVES YOU , LOOKS AS THOUGH SHE'S GONNA SAY , ' DIRTY BASTARD ' - S.Y.G.L. ( SEE YOU GUYZ LATER ) ALL CODING / RIPPING / TEXT WAS WRITTEN BY - TURBO CRACKER - 1987 / FRONT / RIFFS - RE-RIPPERS , IF YOU DON'T ASK , YOU'LL END UP COVERED IN SHIT - _ ] !^_^]^!/_/]/![_[][! - _ ] !^_^]^!/_/]/![_[][! - TURBO CRACKER - 1987 / FRONT / RIFFS IS PROUD TO PRESENT TO YOU ' SOME SHIT! ' FORGOT - FRONT - MEMBERS AT PRESS SPACE TO GO ON - ' WELCOME O TRAVELLER TO THIS PLACE CALLED HELL ' WELCOME PEE-BODS TO A NEW , BUT UNEXCITING DEMO CALLED ' SOME SHIT ' , IT'S CALLED SOME SHIT BECAUSE I HAVEN'T ANY IDEAS FOR A REALLY EXCITING ONE GREETINGS TO ALL RIFF MEMBERS - QUASARSOFT - THUNDERSOFT - THE SOUL BROTHERS - WONDERRBOY - MR CALCIUM - THE JOKER - THE METRO BOYS - TSM 1992 - THE REST OF FRONT - AND ANY OTHER GROUP I FORGOT - FRONT - MEMBERS AT THE MOMENT ARE - SARUMAN - GETAFIX - IT - TURBO CRACKER 1987 - AND OUR NEW MEMBER - AUDREY ( EX-BFD CREW GRAPHIXS ) - ALL THE FRONT MEMBERS WISH YOU WELL IN OUR GROUP OK ENUFF SHIT FOR THIS INTRO PRESS SPACE TO ENTER THE WORLD OF - BORDOM - - <LAST NINJA II PREVIEW MUSIXX - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - WXYZY[YZ(]^_ !"#$ - 4TURBO CRACKER - 1987 / FRONT / RIFFS PRESENTS TO YOU - (- SOME SHIT - WRITTEN ON - 23 / 5 / 88 - - NOT EXACTLY MY BEST , BUT AS I'VE NOT RELEASED ANYTHING FOR A FEW WEEK IHAD TO SAY I'M STILL WRITTING STUFF FOR FRONT / RIFFS , OK THE MUSIC ( IF YOU HADN'T GUESSED IT ) IS FROM THE LAST NINJA II PREVIEW , AND WAS WRITTEN BY - - ?/ - I DON'T KNOW - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS RATHER CUTE SCROLL THEN , SHIT ISN'T IT - OK NOW HOW ABOUT SOME GREETINGS , GREETS TO THE REST OF RIFF MEMBERS AND THEIR CONTACTS - $MY PERSONAL GREETS ( 23 / 5 / 88 ) GBO T - *HESE NON RANKONITUDE PERSONIFICAL PEE-BODS - - TRINITY / AGILE ( YO MR FREAK , YOU HEAVYITUDE PERSONIFICAL PERSON ) - THL 1 - / DDL ( MR WEIRDIFICAL AND WONDERTUDE ) - UIA ( THE AUGUSTITUDE PERSONIFICAL PERSON IN AMERICA ) - DR MARTENS / THE CRACK MISSION ( DISKITH COMETH TO THOUST SOONIFICAL ) - FRED / CHANNEL 4 ( YOUR BORDER-SCROLLING IS RATHER WONDERFICAL ) - THE BRIGHT LION / SCIENCE 451 ( THE RATHER AMAZATUDE PERSONIFICAL MAN IN NORWEIGY LAND , SEE YA SOON TOMM'SY ) - JERRY / P&P STUDIOS ( LONGIFICAL LETTER TO YOU IS COMING ) - THE SHADOW / WEIRD SCIENCE ( YOUR MAGAZINO IS FLYITUNA TO YOUSA SOONA ) - SCORPIO / THE METRO BOYS / RIFFS ( OH GREAT DIGITIZER , COMETH TO ME - SEND SOON ) - AUDREY / FRONT / RIFFS ( I'LL SAY WELCOME AND ENJOYITUDE THE GROUPIE LIKE I DO ) - POWER / THE HIDDEN FORCES ( THE REASON WHY I DIDN'T SEND SOONER , WAS A BROKEN DRIVE ) - THE LEGENDS ( ENGLISH GREETS TO YOU ) - NINJA CRACKWARE ( IT'S ALL ACTION AND NO REPLY FOR THE PROFESSONALS - ) - TUI / DGF ( HELLOS TO YOUS ) - MUMMY / FIRE EAGLE ( WE GOES BACK TO SWAP-A-LOT NOW ) - EXTERMINATOR / VIKINGS ( HELLO AND GLEETINGS FROM ME ) - BUCCANEER AND WAZZA / WOD ( SORRY FOR NOT SENDING SOONER BUT I'VE GOT A LOT OF STUFF ON MY PLATE TO COPY ) - DIO ( SEND SOON OR WE HAVE ROAST DIO NEXT WEEK ) - DR PEPPER / WSB ( THE SENDING IS DELAYED , B-COZ MY DRIVE IS OUTTA ACTION ) - ALF'88 / GENESIS PROJECTS ( GLEETS THERE , SEND SOON ) - TRILOGY ( SEND BACK MY DISK , I'LL START SWAPPING THEN ) - BLACK BELT / BYTE RAPERS INC ( THANXS FOR THE GLEETINGS ) - NRJ'88 / TNA ( SWAPPING GROUP AGAIN , NO CO-OP SO FAR ) - BLOU - BECANE / BABY GANG ( HEY , WATCH FOR MORE RE-CRACKS BY - TSP - ) - BSST INC ( COOL STUFF , GREETS ME IN OTHER DEMOS ) - KINLEY / WSB GERMANY ( YOU'VE COOL STUFF AS WELL ) - WONDERBOY ( SORRY FORGOT THE GROUP NAME ) - SAMMY / SPL'88 ( SEND SOME STUFF SOON ) - TMM / ATLANTIS ( SEND SOME STUFF TO ME YESTERDAY ) - ROCKY / RAWHEAD ( HURRY UP WITH SOME STUFF ) - PROFESSOR / TIG ( WRITE SOON WITH COOL STUFF ) - DEXTER / AGILE ( HOW ABOUT SENDING ME AN AMIGA ?? ) - VIPER / TRACE ( SORRY FOR NOT GLEETING YOU SLOONER , BUT I'VE ONLY JUST FOUND YOU NAME ) - LIZZY / ENIGMA ( LOOK GLEETS TO YOU AND YOUR NEW GROUP ) - XAJA / REFLEX ( GLEETS TO YOU AS-WELL ) - FAST GENERATION ( HURRY THE SWAP , OR WE SCRATCH YOUR NAME ) - AND TO THE REST OF FRONT I SAY ( SEE YOU SOON ' HEN ' RIFF , THE REST HAVE MY GLEETS ! ) - ALL MY GREETS ARE ABOVE - "OK NOW LET'S TALK SOME SHIT ABOUT - SPINAL TAP , DID ANY ONE SEE 'EM ON TV BOY TALK OF SHIT , THEY WANTED AN 18 FOOT STONE MOMUMENT , SO DWARVES COULD DANCE AROUND IT , BUT INSTEAD DEY GOT AN 18 INCH ( MY DICK ) MONUMENT , WITH GIANTS DANCEING AROUND IT . - 1DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CONSTIPATED MATHEMATICIAN - )HE WORKED IT OUT WITH A PENCIL ( COOL EH - &HOW ABOUT THIS ONE THEN ( TRUE STORY ) - A ' GIRLFRIEND ' WAS GETTING RATHER HORNY LAST WEEK , SO SHE GOT AN ICE CREAM CALLED ' THE FINGER ' ( IT HAS ONE FINGER POINTING OUT , THE REST CLOSED ) , SHE THEN STARTED TO GET A BIT FRESH , AND SO SHE STUCK THE FINGER UP HER HOLE , IT THEN SNAPPED OFF AND NO MATTER HOW SHE TRIED SHE COULDN'T REMOVE IT FROM HE HOLE , ANY WAY , IT GOT COLD AND SHE FAINTED , I CALLED AN AMBULENCE AND THEY ASKED ' WHAT IS THE MATTER ' , I REPLIED , SHE WAS EATING AN ICE CREAM AND SOME HOW A PIECE GOT STUCK UP HER HOLE , THEY RUSHED HER TO HOSPITAL ( WITH ME WITH HER AND THEY REMOVED THE OBJECT , BUT NOW ALAS , SHE IS THE ONLY GIRL IN A REALLY HOT PLACE TO HAVE ' FROST BITE ON THE CUNT ' - NO HERE'S ANOTHER STORY , PICTURE THE SCENE , A BOY ON 18 HOVERING HIS PARENTS FLOOR , HIS PARENTS HAVE GONE OUT , HE'S RATHER HORNY , THE ONLY THING HE CAN SCREW IS THE HOVER , SO HE DOESN'T SWITCH OFF , HE'LL HAVE A BLOW JOB , THE STUPID SHIT GETS THE HOVER STUCK TO HIS SKIN , HIS PARENTS COME HOME , FINDING THEIR SON , WITH A HOVER STUCK TO HIM , THEY QUICKLY PUT ABLANKET AROUND HIM AND THE HOVER AND RUSH HIM TO HOSPITAL , THE DOCTORS ASK WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE MATTER WITH HIM , THEY REMOVE THE BLANKET , AND THE DOCTOR GOES OUT OF THE ROOM , EVERYONE SEES HIM LAUGHING , ABOUT 8 DOCTORS LOOK AT HIM BEFORE ONE HAS THE IDEA OF REMOVING IT , AFTER 3 HOURS OF WAITING , THEY GET HOME , THE BOY IS BANNED FROM USING THE HOVER AGAIN , HIS NAME IS - ANDY JEWEL - - ( NO ) HOW ABOUT A JOKE - DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MAN WITH 5 PENIS' - "- HIS PANTS FIT HIM LIKE A GLOVE - - WELL I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENUFF , SO I'LL RAP THIS TEXT UP WITH A THOUGH - WHY IS IT , WHEN YOU BUY A PACKET OF CONDOMS , THE WOMAN WHO SERVES YOU , LOOKS AS THOUGH SHE'S GONNA SAY , ' DIRTY BASTARD ' - - 6( SEE YOU GUYZ LATER ) - ALL CODING / RIPPING / TEXT WAS WRITTEN BY - TURBO CRACKER - 1987 / FRONT / RIFFS - - =RE-RIPPERS , IF YOU DON'T ASK , YOU'LL END UP COVERED IN SHIT -